May 2013
nachosinthetardis:
some-atoms:
kalycle:
hooruss:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is...
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newpope:
newpope:
newpope:
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
...
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
clumsyoctopus:
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on...
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
the ‘-’ in ‘uh-oh’: Anaphora Jokes →
allthingslinguistic:
An anaphora joke, from A Walk in the WoRds:
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him,…
d3florate:
psychoprism:
yoloween:
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
